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Why do Scots wear kilts?* 
12th-Jan-2011 11:45 pm
dinner
I want a kilt, but those suckers are expensive and I have no place to wear one. Oh, sure, out to the bar you say. Do you know how much crap my friends would give me? Metric tons. Not because it's basically a skirt, mind you, but because only pretentious nu-Celts wear a kilt out to the local dive bar in Florida.

*Because the sheep can hear a zipper.
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13th-Jan-2011 06:19 am (UTC)
authentic or utilikilt?
13th-Jan-2011 02:23 pm (UTC)
I want a kilt, but those suckers are expensive and I have no place to wear one

This is why my boyfriend has yet to get one. However, kilts make surprise oral easier.
14th-Jan-2011 07:38 am (UTC)
kilts arent skirts. and if they ARE skirts, who gives a fuck lol? and if some dive bar in FLA cant handle someone in a kilt, thats one less order of grilled cheese and fries (or whatever is the local fare) theyd be getting me paying for. if you want to wear a kilt, utilikilt or otherwise, you need to buck the f up and wear it. no apologies. because the truth of the matter is that no matter where you go youll get shit for it. thats the reality. as a native Scot, its my prerogative to wear a kilt any damn where i please, sheep or no sheep ;)
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