Is all the tides flow our way, I'll be spending 5 days on a small island near me with 4 of my closest and oldest friends next month. There's no bridge, you have to get there by boat. We've got a small beach cabin to share, and it'll be nothing but wandering the bay, drinking rum, smoking grass, and enjoying not having a shirt to cover chest, scars, and belly in the sunshine.
I have an urge to buy a machete or other blade to take with me and wear on my ramblings. Why? Because I'm a pirate.